It's all corduroy and rolled up shirt sleeves for Hair Police, yes indeed; they're a regular misunderstood nice guy, one gigantic sheepish/guilty smile in the face of adversary, except it only takes so long of living such a sheltered life before you ditch the long sleeved shirts and start not washing yr white t-shirts (but still roll the sleeves up). Yr eyes will go all wide and wild and you'll grow a beard, yr brow will sweat, plastering yr hair to yr head and then one day you'll wake up and wonder what the heck happened. Naturally, it's still all good and if anything way more meaningful than before.
[Hair Police Website]
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